christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
- parents: BE YOURSELF!
- parents: also don't dye your hair no piercings no tattoos no wow you're not wearing that also get straight a's and be a perfect child
don’t ever go on a car ride with me because i won’t talk to you i’ll just stare out the window the entire time